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Madison. 21. Canadian. Aspiring Writer. Video Editor. Professional Procrastinator. My OTP is pretty boys touching peens.
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Rated: E
WC: 5,150
Eren x Jean
Jean is halfway crazy by now, listening to holiday music cheer and getting caught behind slow people and hordes of teenagers. There’s a reason he hates the mall and tries to avoid it by any means possible. Today is not one of those days, all because he’s dating some beautiful bastard with soft hair and green eyes.
It's Either Live or Die
Rated: T
WC: 8,815
Axel x Roxas
Roxas wakes in a meadow with blue grass and an orange sky. A technicolour forest is in front of him, and an overabundance of pop-culture references cannot save him in the slightest.
The Man I Love
Rated: G
WC: 1,834
Tim x Kon
Tim waits, thinks, and maybe realizes about how he is one huge statistic. He will not think about those things that make him shake, and he may be wearing a red shirt but he is in no way, thinking about how long it took him to pick between this one and another.
There's An Endless Road to Rediscover
Rated: G
WC: 1,364
Eren x Jean
Jean is sent in to bring Eren back down to Earth.
I Don't Want To Get Over You
Rated: E
WC: 3,178
Eren x Jean
He wants this, for the rest of his life, however short it may be.

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

(via theappleppielifestyle)

grilled-salmon:

i’ve gotta be Blaine with you guys, these piss me off.

(via burscutum)

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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(via zerachin)

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

(Source: simulatedcity, via rungar)

achievement-hunter:

This is actually brilliant

(via weiweipon)

(Source: cripplethebitch, via onyourleeft)

gazzymouse:

yinx1:

RUDE

The best part is Andrew Garfield in the background losing his shit through out the entire thing

(Source: 5fifth.tumblr.com , via hello-shellhead)

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

(via sailoruranus)

diaemyung:

Free! x Pokemon (Click the images for larger size).

Story of Nagisa and Pikachu

This is the last comic of Free Pokemon!AU, but I will draw more Pokemon!AU or other AU in the future. I enjoyed it a lot. I’m so glad many people like this AU, Thank you again! (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿)

(via all1sees)

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

shosketch:

ALL PRAISE JESSE MCCARTNEY

I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE

(via keyofguidance)

❝ I write entirely to find out what I’m thinking, what I’m looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear. ❞

—Joan Didion, Why I Write (via larmoyante)

(via zack-fair)

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

(via 8oo)

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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(Source: matthewsagan, via robertpicardos)

how far are you prepared to go to save someone you love ?

(Source: gamersdaily)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(Source: crowzs, via shiseptiana)