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Madison. 21. Canadian. Aspiring Writer. Video Editor. Professional Procrastinator. My OTP is pretty boys touching peens.
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Rated: E
WC: 5,150
Eren x Jean
Jean is halfway crazy by now, listening to holiday music cheer and getting caught behind slow people and hordes of teenagers. There’s a reason he hates the mall and tries to avoid it by any means possible. Today is not one of those days, all because he’s dating some beautiful bastard with soft hair and green eyes.
It's Either Live or Die
Rated: T
WC: 8,815
Axel x Roxas
Roxas wakes in a meadow with blue grass and an orange sky. A technicolour forest is in front of him, and an overabundance of pop-culture references cannot save him in the slightest.
The Man I Love
Rated: G
WC: 1,834
Tim x Kon
Tim waits, thinks, and maybe realizes about how he is one huge statistic. He will not think about those things that make him shake, and he may be wearing a red shirt but he is in no way, thinking about how long it took him to pick between this one and another.
There's An Endless Road to Rediscover
Rated: G
WC: 1,364
Eren x Jean
Jean is sent in to bring Eren back down to Earth.
I Don't Want To Get Over You
Rated: E
WC: 3,178
Eren x Jean
He wants this, for the rest of his life, however short it may be.

ragehappyhunter:

→The Many Faces of Rooster Teeth

intoasylum:

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marvel | text posts

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mookie000:

mookie000:

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

(via teimfortea)

stopstealingmynames:

God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction

(via ztacey)

xahhx:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

(Source: princesswetkitty, via nooowestayandgetcaught)

hybridthry:

hybridthry:

what’s booker’s favourite drink?

mountain dewitt

just kidding it’s scotch and regret

(via ragehappyhunter)

phoeni-xx:

i cannot

(via peteerquillts)

erenjaegrrr:

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

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britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

(via yakfrost)

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(Source: guy, via scerekqueen)

thatsomethingsomething:

Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly.

(via the-snow)

221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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(via noottersontheflightdeck)

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

(via peteerquillts)

  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
  • me: omg what if there is a telepath around here