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Madison. 21. Canadian. Aspiring Writer. Video Editor. Professional Procrastinator. My OTP is pretty boys touching peens.
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Rated: E
WC: 5,150
Eren x Jean
Jean is halfway crazy by now, listening to holiday music cheer and getting caught behind slow people and hordes of teenagers. There’s a reason he hates the mall and tries to avoid it by any means possible. Today is not one of those days, all because he’s dating some beautiful bastard with soft hair and green eyes.
It's Either Live or Die
Rated: T
WC: 8,815
Axel x Roxas
Roxas wakes in a meadow with blue grass and an orange sky. A technicolour forest is in front of him, and an overabundance of pop-culture references cannot save him in the slightest.
The Man I Love
Rated: G
WC: 1,834
Tim x Kon
Tim waits, thinks, and maybe realizes about how he is one huge statistic. He will not think about those things that make him shake, and he may be wearing a red shirt but he is in no way, thinking about how long it took him to pick between this one and another.
There's An Endless Road to Rediscover
Rated: G
WC: 1,364
Eren x Jean
Jean is sent in to bring Eren back down to Earth.
I Don't Want To Get Over You
Rated: E
WC: 3,178
Eren x Jean
He wants this, for the rest of his life, however short it may be.

princess-peachie:

Squsihy pup \;u;/ <3

(Source: westwicks, via gorgoneions)

khdecoded:

One act closes, the next act opens

(via keyofguidance)

-heichoubutt:

morning blows

(via pandabomb)

(via eyecandybutts)

almualimbeatbox:

because in English there is no good way to explain a very deep, often, platonic, love and understanding between two people of the same or opposite sex. The closest thing we have is best friend and that doesn’t dig deep enough for some people or explain the absolute love

This shit is bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S. (x)

(Source: sebbastianstans, via hwoaarang)

蒼葉 ……

(Source: offdensen, via slashren)

  • person: ive never played kingdom hearts
  • me: holy shit why the fuck not go do that now
  • another person: ive played kingdom hearts
  • me: holy shit im so sorry

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam, via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

When someone leaves your bedroom door open.

tehfinalwaffle:

What it looks like:
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What it feels like:
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(Source: whaletexture, via chaoshascome)

kendrawcandraw:

"Gland-to-gland combat."
"Peter-"
"The old naked slip-n-slide."
"PETER-"
"Smashing pissers."
"JESUS CHRIST GO TO JAIL"

(via captainscruffywolf)

houdidesu:

[Muffled Angel with A Shotgun plays in the background]

(via actualkurootetsurou)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via kakugan)

loky-sexual:

Supernatural season 9 gag reel

(via thelunaaltar)

Song: just press play

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