i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Hi home, I’m dad.
*sheds a fatherly tear*
KOUJAKU MAKES ME SO ANGRY HES BEAUTIFUL AS HELL BUT THEN HE GOES AND OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ALL THAT COMES OUT IS EMBARRASSMENT
Flaphack #9: Stylish kneepads! Be safe out there, kids!
is dennys ok
basketball boyfriends & swimming boyfriends (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
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