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Madison. 20. Canadian. Aspiring Writer. Video Editor. Professional Procrastinator. My OTP is pretty boys touching peens.
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Rated: E
WC: 5,150
Eren x Jean
Jean is halfway crazy by now, listening to holiday music cheer and getting caught behind slow people and hordes of teenagers. There’s a reason he hates the mall and tries to avoid it by any means possible. Today is not one of those days, all because he’s dating some beautiful bastard with soft hair and green eyes.
It's Either Live or Die
Rated: T
WC: 8,815
Axel x Roxas
Roxas wakes in a meadow with blue grass and an orange sky. A technicolour forest is in front of him, and an overabundance of pop-culture references cannot save him in the slightest.
The Man I Love
Rated: G
WC: 1,834
Tim x Kon
Tim waits, thinks, and maybe realizes about how he is one huge statistic. He will not think about those things that make him shake, and he may be wearing a red shirt but he is in no way, thinking about how long it took him to pick between this one and another.
There's An Endless Road to Rediscover
Rated: G
WC: 1364
Eren x Jean
Jean is sent in to bring Eren back down to Earth.
skategirl saga pt 2

acepitcher:

okay so marco tells jean “shame on you” and folds his arms and looks at him crossly and is like “you have to be honest, jean.” and jean is like “Ughhhh i knew you were going to say that” but jean has left out the part where he’s fallen in huge puppylove with eren to marco so he just promises marco he’ll be honest and confess to eren that he was skatergirl. 

the next day at school jean looks over at eren in class and sees eren looks so depressed and he like runs home after school and signs on to his name and when eren sees skatergirl on he doesn’t know if it’s real or not and he’s so nervous he can’t IM her. and jean is waiting for eren to IM him and they wait for like thirty minutes before jean finally IMs eren and says he has to tell him something…and eren is all sad bc he just feels rejected and jean loves…this life he’s created so much…he is eren’s skater girl…he’s hecked up on an unprecedented level…he doesn’t want it to end…

skatergirl is like you’ll hate me…..

eren insists he knows that skatergirl has faked an illness because she didn’t want to reject him and skatergirl is like NO THAT’S NOT IT…and finally jean…confesses…

i’m jean…

and eren is like “jean? that’s a nice name…i’m glad to finally here it lol… :) like xmen…”

and jean is like “no…it’s me u idiot…from school!!! jean kirschtein!!" and eren never knew how to spell his name and he’s just

there’s nothing but silence

until finally an ominous "i’m going to kick ur ass" complete with an angry emote

jean cries into his hands…his love affair is gone… he gets his ass kicked at school next day and eren is crying while beating him up and jean is crying too and it’s really weird and embarrassing to watch for everyone involved. eren is remembering the way him and skater girl would stay up all night and talk about how their parents didn’t understand them and jean is remembering the really bad poetry eren wrote for skater girl…they end up a mess on the floor crying…and both get suspended in school

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

fuegoking:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

The rarest most illest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire LIFEE

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Happy Easter! [x]

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kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

timelygambit:

420 Got it memorized

blaze it

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risinyira:

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wimpytav:

kittykatparadox:

brs-official:

laughing-llama:

genufa:

sigur-roskolnikov:

This tree makes の sense.

*spits coffee*

Are you fucking kidding me.

tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

Trees grow in the direction of light, so clearly this tree had light in a strange loopy pattern during growth.

Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.

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artistrophic:

So apparently the official SNK guidebook states that Bertl and Armin are close friends soo

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maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

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monkeyelbow:

Teen Wolf genderswap characters, inly for fun :D

From left to right: Scarlett McCall, Stella Stilinski, Alistair Argent, Lincoln Martin, Jacqueline Whitemore and Danielle Mahealani.

It was a fun test for a group position and fro drawing different clothes.

You can see Derek Genderswap here 

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❝ Society has put up so many boundaries, so many limitations on what’s right and wrong that it’s almost impossible to get a pure thought out. It’s like a little kid, a little boy, looking at colors, and no one told him what colors are good, before somebody tells you you shouldn’t like pink because that’s for girls, or you’d instantly become a gay two-year-old. Why would anyone pick blue over pink? Pink is obviously a better color. Everyone’s born confident, and everything’s taken away from you. ❞

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

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❝ i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it ❞

—a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

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ragnaroked:

leave kudos to fanfiction writers. bookmark their fics. give them reviews. let them know you enjoyed reading their fic. its really important do it

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sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

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