»
Write Drunk Edit Even More Drunk
Madison. 21. Canadian. Aspiring Writer. Video Editor. Professional Procrastinator. My OTP is pretty boys touching peens.
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Rated: E
WC: 5,150
Eren x Jean
Jean is halfway crazy by now, listening to holiday music cheer and getting caught behind slow people and hordes of teenagers. There’s a reason he hates the mall and tries to avoid it by any means possible. Today is not one of those days, all because he’s dating some beautiful bastard with soft hair and green eyes.
It's Either Live or Die
Rated: T
WC: 8,815
Axel x Roxas
Roxas wakes in a meadow with blue grass and an orange sky. A technicolour forest is in front of him, and an overabundance of pop-culture references cannot save him in the slightest.
The Man I Love
Rated: G
WC: 1,834
Tim x Kon
Tim waits, thinks, and maybe realizes about how he is one huge statistic. He will not think about those things that make him shake, and he may be wearing a red shirt but he is in no way, thinking about how long it took him to pick between this one and another.
There's An Endless Road to Rediscover
Rated: G
WC: 1,364
Eren x Jean
Jean is sent in to bring Eren back down to Earth.
I Don't Want To Get Over You
Rated: E
WC: 3,178
Eren x Jean
He wants this, for the rest of his life, however short it may be.

(Source: kookookafreakinchoo, via queen-of-the-girl-scouts-deacti)

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

(Source: freddifish, via pomegranatetart)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via rawur)

Mass Effect 3 → N7 

(Source: vaniccio, via omegahooker)

hann-desu:

Someone asked for a continuation of the family AU, so here it is! [x]

(via jean-horseface-kirstein)

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

(via vladimirmasters)

(Source: kenny900214, via ghostlyparties)

starfleetrambo:

based on the last episode of s. 1

(via brellaween)

velocesmells:

yEAH I’M STILL CONTINUING THIS ZombieAU thing instead of doing my essay ;; This time, it’s a mini Mink interaction comic c: Though he only appears like only halfway through. ONCE AGAIN I RUSHED THIS RLLY QUICK I’M SORRY.
And also thank you guys for the support and ideas you sent me! I’m not ignoring them I just didn’t have time to answer all of them OTL
I’m not sure about Mink’s bg and family at all so forgive me if anything is incorrect omg

The Noiz one is here

(via shintaruo)

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(Source: thetangential, via mydrunkkitchen)

Inspired by

(Source: datasoriku, via michaelsleftnipple)

☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆

(Source: winchesternovaks, via chiazu)

onlylolgifs:

That dog loves leaf piles

(via hoax1918)

laughterbynight:

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

This video is great on so many levels

(via nooowestayandgetcaught)

doomherald:

name calling

(via kurogamis)