today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction
a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside
what’s booker’s favourite drink?
just kidding it’s scotch and regret
"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien. That was a very big mistake on your part.
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly.
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better