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Madison. 21. Canadian. Aspiring Writer. Video Editor. Professional Procrastinator. My OTP is pretty boys touching peens.
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Rated: E
WC: 5,150
Eren x Jean
Jean is halfway crazy by now, listening to holiday music cheer and getting caught behind slow people and hordes of teenagers. There’s a reason he hates the mall and tries to avoid it by any means possible. Today is not one of those days, all because he’s dating some beautiful bastard with soft hair and green eyes.
It's Either Live or Die
Rated: T
WC: 8,815
Axel x Roxas
Roxas wakes in a meadow with blue grass and an orange sky. A technicolour forest is in front of him, and an overabundance of pop-culture references cannot save him in the slightest.
The Man I Love
Rated: G
WC: 1,834
Tim x Kon
Tim waits, thinks, and maybe realizes about how he is one huge statistic. He will not think about those things that make him shake, and he may be wearing a red shirt but he is in no way, thinking about how long it took him to pick between this one and another.
There's An Endless Road to Rediscover
Rated: G
WC: 1,364
Eren x Jean
Jean is sent in to bring Eren back down to Earth.
I Don't Want To Get Over You
Rated: E
WC: 3,178
Eren x Jean
He wants this, for the rest of his life, however short it may be.

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake, via selfmadesuperhero)

shinjimikami:

men who refuse to play as a woman in a video game are weak and pathetic

(Source: 8ayonetta, via heckboy)

micdotcom:

She pointed out the sexism in video games, so men threatened her until she fled her home

On Monday, Anita Sarkeesian posted a segment titled “Women as Background Decoration.” It examined how gratuitous sexual abuse and violence permeates contemporary video games. By the next day, she had received so many violent threats that she had to flee her home. And these weren’t idle Internet threats — some contained accurate identifying information about Sarkeesian’s home and family, enough for law enforcement to get involved.

But she’s not wrong | Follow @micdotcom

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notso-dryjuice:

More Mizuki! 

tweet

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presidentglitchybutt:

samrgarrett:

samrgarrett:

samrgarrett:

samrgarrett:

Playing Pokemon Sapphire and naming my character “FUCK ME”

No way this can go wrong

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MOM

MOM NO

I regret everything

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN T O ME

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I MADE MY MISTAAAKES

Okay which of you fuckers started this again

its baaaack

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

imnotflirtingbytheway:

right-on-my-bins:

machobears:

ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?

It’s like a reminder to not fuck up again that Robin Thicke is the last one

^^the last comment, yes

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paradigmation:

sigh—onara:

hellooooooooo

y-a-n-d-e-r-e:

u know those artists who draw beautiful art of ur otp

and you’re just like

im so blessed to have u ship my otp

(via kyundere)

gaarabaconclooney:

sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

Marry him.

(Source: calumswife, via the-wayfinder-soul)

Bye, Rukia.

Thank you.

(Source: mmahou, via miyusawa)

robotsatthedisco:

the-blood-thief:

Let’s put this

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in this

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lETKS NOT LETSU FCKING NOT DOTH AT AT ALL EVER

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lowellicious:

when skinny girls hear the end of Anaconda

vine by chrischris

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